Dark Matches:

The match-up between Dean Hobkirk and Malik Johnson was cancelled due to Malik calling in sick and unable to participate.

Winner: No match

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With both competitors making nervous entrances as the arena filled, it was clear that the fans were not pulling for either man, more waiting for the lights to come on and the show to begin. The fans who were watching got a treat in the opening stages as the martial artist, Hensley, was never able to establish himself despite his aggressive striking due to the knowledge The Book Worm who countered his strikes. Twice Hensley's aggressive striking put him in a position to pummel the diminutive Canadian, but on both occasions Hensley's potentially breakthrough strike was countered; first a Spinning Roundhouse into a Leg Lock, secondly Palm Jabs into a Crossface. However on both occasions Hensley's bulk meant he was able to make it to the ropes.

It was The Book Worm who managed the first cover of the match, catching a winded Hensley with a suplex-a-thon, but despite the impressive throws Hensley kicked out on two. This seemed to inspire & anger with the Hawaiian who countered with a Jaw-Breaker as The Book Worm pulled him to his feet following a Neck Breaker, Hensley laid several palm strikes into the gut of his foe.

Hensley followed that up with a Roundhouse Kick to the chin and a Thrust Kick to the gut, a Russian Legsweep and Piledriver followed and that was enough to secure victory for Hensley, who briefly celebrated before leaving the ring to respectable applause.

The Book Worm was also appluaded as he left, clutching his neck.

Winner: Ian Hensley @ 7:54 via piledriver

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Both men came out to their usual entrances. The bell sounds and the two men lock up, Adam quickly taking the advantage with a side headlock. Roberto shoves him forward and trips Joseph down with a drop toe hold on the bounce back. He locks in a side headlock, but Adam battles back up, locks him around the waist and drops him back with a belly to back suplex. He goes for the quick pin....1.....2....

No, Hernandez kicks out. Adam jerks him up by the head and applies the front face lock. Roberto spins out of the face lock and sends him back with a side russian leg sweep. Hernandez jerks Joseph up and promptly slams him back down with a scoop powerslam. He goes for the lateral press.....1......2..... Adam kicks out easily. Roberto picks him up and tosses him into the ropes. Jospeh bounces back with a flying forearm smash. Hernandez falls into the ropes and returns with a heavy right punch. Adam stumbles back and takes a swing. Roberto ducks and sends him flying with a release German suplex. Joseph stumbles back up and Hernandez tosses him over head once again, this time with a double underhook release suplex. Roberto goes for a more aggressive pin, hooking the inside leg....1.....2....

Adam manages to lift his shoulder off the canvas. Roberto questions the referee's call before lifting Joseph up again. Hernandez lifts him up for a simple vertical suplex and Joseph slips out the back. He hooks Roberto by the arm and sends him over with a quick hip toss. Hernandez pops right back up and is nailed with a drop kick sending him into the ropes. Adam lays in a few punches before suplexing his opponent up onto the turnbuckle corner. Roberto wants nothing of the sort and fires off a few shots causing Adam to fall down to the ring level. Hernandez finds his balance on the top of the turnbuckle as Joseph shakes out the cobwebs. Adam gets back up but gets a huge missile drop kick. Hernandez covers....1.....2....

Joseph kicks out again. Roberto gets back up and begins to pull Adam up but is rolled up into the inside cradle....1.....2..... No, Roberto manages to break out of the pinning predicament. Joseph lifts him up and tosses him over with a snap suplex. He follows up with a quick side walk slam and another cover....1.....2..... Hernandez kicks out. Adam lifts him up and Roberto fires off with a few elbow shots to the stomach. Hernandez bounces into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Adam ducks and hits a neckbreaker variation. Jospeh picks him up once again and powerbombs Hernandez down, Adam leans over and goes for the pin....1.....2.....

Roberto lifts his shoulder. Adam peels Hernandez off the canvas and lifts him up for a suplex, but Roberto blocks. Adam tries again but he gets the same block. He goes for the third time but is sent over with a bridging Northern Light suplex....1.....2.... Joseph kicks out. The two get up and Hernandez cuts him down with a neckbreaker. Roberto tosses him into the ropes and flapjacks Adam up and drops him down with a 3/4th turn cutter. He goes for the pin....1.....2.... Joseph barely kicks out. Roberto gets up and signals that it's all over as Adam stumbles up from his haze. Hernandez kicks him in the gut with a thrust kick and nearly rips off his head with a stunner, hitting his finisher The Legend Maker. Roberto goes for a relaxed lateral press....1.....2.....3!

Winner: Roberto Hernandez @ 15:34 via The Legend Maker

 


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March 22nd 2008 Live from the University of Mississippi

[As the opening notes of Chris Cornell’s “You Know My Name” play, we see, in blue font:]

 
All-Star Wrestling Association presents:

#If you take a life, do you know what you'll give
#Odds are you won't like what it is

[The words fade, and we see a shot of Param Vars, tapping out to Chris Kaladaro.]

 
#When the storm arrives
#Would you be seen with me
#By the merciless eyes of deceit

[We see Demetrius Burrell, hitting the High Rise on Inferno.]

 
#I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
#But you yourself are nothing so divine
#Just next in line

[Cut to Calib Wallace hitting a Shining Wizard on a hapless opponent.]

 
#Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
#The odds will betray you
#And I will replace you

[Now we cut to Handsome Jimmy Danger, locked into the Dangerlock with Inferno flailing in pain.]

 
#You can't deny the prize, it may never fulfill you
#It longs to kill you
#Are you willing to die?

[Now we see Christian Light, powering up Michael Morrison and slamming him with an elevated powerbomb.]

 
#The coldness burns through my veins
#You know my name

[Shot of Maverick Express defeating Fires of Hell for Tag Team Titles]

 
#If you come inside
#Things will not be the same
#When you return to my eyes

[Shot of TD killing someone with Simon Says Die and holding up the tag team titles]

 
#And if you think you've won
#You never saw me change
#The game that we have been playing

[Shot of Live Wire, hitting stereo suicide dives on Team Danger]

 
#I've seen this diamond cut through harder men
#Than you yourself, but if you must pretend
#You may meet your end

[Shot of Faces of Death mauling Sabin Richards with Shining Death]

 
#Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
#The odds will betray you
#And I will replace you

[Shot of Tronetta [then known as The Tron], tossing security guards off of him.]

 
#You can't deny the prize, it may never fulfill you
#It longs to kill you
#Are you willing to die?
#The coldness burns through my veins

[Shot of the Birds of Prey hitting Birding Death on Owens from Doom & Disaster.]

 
#Try to hide your hand
#Forget how to feel [forget how to feel]

[Code moonsault on Wallace]

 
#Life is gone, with just a spin of the wheel [Spin of the wheel]

[Inferno Moonsault in the Shockwave '07 Elimination Chamber]

 
#Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
#The odds will betray you
#And I will replace you

[Horrey knocking Light out with the Street Sweeper.]

 
#You can't deny the prize, it may never fulfill you
#It longs to kill you
#Are you willing to die?
#The coldness burns through my veins

[Quick flashes of faces. Horrey, Wallace, Code, Burrell, Inferno, Danger, Catalyst, Zortalk, Kaladaro,The Dark Angel all in rapid succession.]

 
#You know my name

[More faces. Serbo, Kengoro, Splenda, Greer, Walker, Slayer, Trondetta, Masters, Pelican, Seagull, Malik, Vince Webb Jr, Mustafa, Adrien and Dean again all in rapid succession.]

 
#You know my name

All-Star Wrestling Association: Saturday Night Slam


 
#You know my name
 


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“Adrien, how many times do I need to tell you that there is no curse?”

[The face of Dean Hobkirk told the story as he paces in front of his tag team partner, Adrien Cochrane, who is stretching.]

Adrien: Well, Dean, how else can you explain these past three years? The last title I held was on this day in 2005. I’m telling you, Dean...there’s a curse over me.

[Dean shakes his head.]

Dean: Whatever...so who do you think tried to kill you by sending that bomb to your door?

Adrien: No clue.

[Adrien gets up from his stretching and looks at Dean.]

Adrien: I’m just hoping it has nothing to do with Leonardo.

[A sullen silence falls upon the duo after the Edward Vincent-Irene Leonardo’s name. The silence is broken by Adrien’s cell phone playing “Fat Lip” by Sum 41. Adrien quickly grabs his phone and answers it.]

Adrien: Hello?

Voice: Hello, Adrien.

[The voice was deep and loud.]

Adrien: Who is this?

Voice: You’ll see. But I just have one question...are you ready?

[Adrien signals for Dean look through the peephole through the door. He looks over and sees a figure with a hooded jacket on. The hood covers the man’s face. Adrien whispers to Dean.]

Adrien: Can you see who it is?

Dean: No. He has a hoody, and it’s covering his face.

[Adrien has a real worried look on his face.]

Adrien: Leonardo?

[The locker room door swings open and the figure comes in, Dean nearly leaps and falls down, but Adrien recognizes the man immediately and laughs.]

Adrien: You have got to be kidding me...Houston Theriot!! Where the hell have you been?!?!

[Houston walks into the room, uncovering his face. Dean gets back to his feet, trying to pretend he didn’t jump.]

Houston: Man, it’s been too long! Hey, sorry if I scared you, eh, Deano.

[Dean turns red.]

Adrien: Dude, I thought you were dead or something!

[Houston smiles.]

Houston: Nah, I’ve been living on the down low.

Adrien:
Well, let me catch you up on everything.]

[Houston takes a seat as Adrien and Dean tell Houston about what’s happened since he left.]
 


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Ajax VS Toussaint Jordan


[Jordan and Ajax begin circling up looking for any weakness in their opponent. They come together in the middle of the ring and lock up. Ajax uses his massive size advantage to power Jordan over into the turnbuckle and whips him hard across the ropes. Jordan hops onto the turnbuckle, hops over Ajax and looks to bring him down with a Belly to Back Suplex but can’t seem to get the larger man off the ground. Ajax turns around and Jordan bashes him with a forearm in the side of the head, although he has to jump to hit it. Ajax stumbles to the side a bit and Jordan sees this as a perfect time for an opening.]

Dr. John: Jordan just cant move the big man. He just can’t.

Duk: Ajax is a very large man, it’s no wonder.

[Jordan nails a dropkick to the stomach of Ajax sending the large man buckling over to one knee. Jordan steps back and runs at Ajax steps onto his knee and is able to greet his head with an Enzguri, that sends Ajax slumping back into the turnbuckle.]

Duk: Talk about cutting the competion down to size Doc. He did it right there.

Dr. John: Well times Enzguri took the big man right off his feet.

[Jordan goes to pick Ajax up to continue the offensive but Ajax pushes the smaller man away. Ajax charges Jordan and drops him with a clothesline. Ajax doesn’t stop however he picks Jordan up again, whips him into the ropes and takes him down to the mat with a HUGE! Powerslam. Ajax covers.]

ONE…
 

TWO…

[Jordan was able to turn the shoulder underneath the massive frame of Ajax. Jordan slides out of the ring to catch his breath as Ajax argues with the ref that he had a three count.]

Duk: I don’t know how Jordan is lasting here.

Dr. John: Neither do I. That powerslam he just took was devastating. It rocked the ring!

[Jordan slides back into the ring and the two men once again begin to circle up. They tie up in the center of the ring and Jordan is able to slip through Ajax’s legs. When he is behind the bigger man Jordan drops a dropkick right into the back of the knee again sending the big man down to the mat on one knee. Jordan then bounces off the ropes, jump over the big man and use his momentum to bring Ajax over with a Snapmare.]

Dr. John: Did you just see that!! Snapmare on Ajax. Jordan showing no surrender here.

Duk: That was an insane move Doc.

[Ajax however isn’t that winded as the move would have you believe. He is up to his feet shaking his head trying to knock the cobwebs lose as Jordan takes a large breath wondering what he has to do to win this match. Ajax comes on the offensive as he hits a massive right hand on Jordan, another massive right hand on Jordan and backs him up into the ropes. Ajax whips him across and scoops Jordan and plants him with a Scoop Slam that shakes the ring. Jordan is down as Ajax covers.]

ONE…
 

TWO…
 

THR…

[Jordan again is able to turn the shoulder at the last second and the match continues on. Jordan is pulled to his feet by Ajax who pushes him playfully. Jordan pulls Ajax in and tried for a suplex but again can’t move the big man. Jordan steps away and rakes Ajax’s eyes and then lands a picture perfect Springboard Dropkick to his chest knocking the big man down to the mat.]

Duk: TIMMMMMBER!

[Jordan picks up Ajax and whips him hard into the turnbuckle, putting everything he had behind the throw. Jordan charges Ajax and hits him with a shoulder block pushing the big man into the turnbuckle a little harder. Jordan picks up a hand and starts delivering barehanded slaps across the chest of Ajax. The crowd WHOOOOs along with him. Ajax however then turns the tide. He throws Jordan into the corner and begins hitting him with left and right combinations. Jordan can do little more then cover up and hope the ref intervenes, which he does.]

Dr. John: I don’t even know how this match is still going on. Ajax looks winded, Jordan has been implanted into the ring.

Duk: I know Doc. I don’t know how much more they can take.

[Ajax again goes on the offensive. A clothesline takes Jordan down to the mat but Jordan pops right back up. Jordan ducks underneath another clothesline attempt and goes for a dropkick. It connects with Ajax but just pushes him back into the ropes. Ajax bounces off the ropes and takes Jordan down with yet ANOTHER clothesline. Jordan looks in bad shape. Ajax motions to the crowd that it is time to finish this.]

Duk: This isn’t good.

Dr. John: I’m seeing the Ajax Bomb.

[Ajax picks up Jordan and knees him “lightly” in the stomach bending him over. He puts his head between his legs and picks him up for the Sit Down Powerbomb. Jordan is flailing around trying to get out of the hold and is finally able to land a punch to Ajax’s face that allows him to squirm out.]

Duk: He got out of it. Jordan got out of it.

[Jordan hits a quick Jawbreaker and then somehow is able to suplex the big man to the mat. Jordan then begins a climb of the turnbuckle.]

Duk: High rent district!

Dr. John: This could be bad.

[Jordan drops off but Ajax rolls away instinctively. Jordan lands on his feet as Ajax charges. Jordan ducks under a clothesline jumps into the air and connects with a Superkick. Ajax falls to the mat. Jordan quickly covers.]

ONE…


TWO…
 

THREE…

Robertson: Here is your winner, TOUSSAINT JORDAAAAAANNNNN!!!
 


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[The arena quieted for a moment... until the curtain parted. Sans music, out from the back stepped the Russian Superman. Sergeiev Bogorovich. AWA Heavyweight Champion. Warlord. Undefeated in singles competitions in over a year, and renowned for his high kick.]

[Flanked by Kengoro Sugamoto, Nicky Corozzo, Splenda and some new kid. A Native American, by the look of him, wearing long spandex pants with fringe dangling off the waistband, wearing a leather vest. He had feathers in his hair, as well as beads. The audience had no idea who he was...]

Dr. John: I believe that's a brand-new hire for the AWA in the back, by the name of Jonah Proudfeather.

Duk: You know everything, don't you?

Dr. John: I know his title history. He wrestled in Arizona.

Duk: Oh my god.

[Serbo climbed into the ring, not dressed as usual. He wasn't in his ring clothes, for a change... He was wearing a pair of black slacks... Expensive ones, at that. A black jacket, and a white buttonup shirt. He looked good... Not all business, from the neck down. His face was as blank as ever, though.]

[He did have the AWA Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist, though.]

Duk: Well. Welcome, champ.

Dr. John: I wonder why he's out here... Serbo did ask for some time to speak, but gave no indication of why.

[The Faces of Death climbed into the ring, and Serbo took up a mike from ringside. Climbing onto one of the turnbuckles, Serbo turned, facing the rest of the Faces of Death. Standing on the second rope, Serbo sat gingerly. Eyes roved the audience before he looked downwards.]

Serbo: My quest...

Is over.

[Serbo lowered the mike for a moment.]

Dr. John: His quest?

Duk: What, did he get the Master Sword?

[Serbo looked back up.]

Serbo: I have done it. I have won the AWA Heavyweight Championship.

[A hand moved to his waist, pushing his jacket open, exposing that golden faceplate.]

Serbo: I have beaten everyone on the roster whom matters. As much as The Dark Angel bleats, he is not the champion.

[Pause.]

Serbo: I am. And now... My quest here is over. My attempt to become the top fighter in the south has been successful. None have been able to stand against me.

[Serbo rose, eyes scanning over the crowd.]

Serbo: But I am not simply going to let go of this belt and leave. This belt is not important to me, as a championship. Gold means nothing, and it is time that all of you realize this fact.

[Finger pointed out to the crowd.]

Serbo: What you all must understand, is that the CHAMPIONSHIP is important. The title itself. The belt is a faceplate, a symbol. The champion, the best person on the roster...

[A gentle slap to the faceplate.]

Serbo: Is the man who carries this symbol.

[Pause]

Serbo: So. My drive to destroy everyone in the AWA has abated. Now, I will face, and beat anyone whom wishes to get a shot at this title, and continue to show that I am the best in the South. My next goal... Is to beat the WWA Champion.

[The crowd lit up. Lots of people were liking Serbo, and against Blasier? Bring that title belt home, boy! Show the world that the Michigan-born wrestler isn't the best, the guy who chose to come to the Dirty South is!]

Serbo: But I cannot do that alone. David Paige taught me something before he hurt himself. In the world of wrestling, there are bad guys, and there are good guys. There are those who do terrible things in the name of self gain, and there are those who do terrible things in the name of fighting, in the name of honor and justice and many other words that mean nothing. I do what I do... I do terrible things in the name of the sport of fighting.

[Pause.]

Serbo: But Blasier is an evil man, who does terrible things because it gives him an advantage. He kills people because it makes his black soul have wings, and that extra bit of energy needed to fight... And beat his opponents.

Serbo: I hate all of you.

[BOOOOOOOOO! The fans immediately started to boo and jeer Serbo, some even throwing a bit of trash toward the ring.]

Serbo: And I know you hate me.

Serbo: But I represent something. Something that many of you also represent.

[Serbo tapped his chest with his index finger, eyes narrowing.]

Serbo: I am a freak. I do not feel emotions well, I do not care for people, and I do not love. And many of you are freaks as well.

[His finger pointed out into the audience, questing, slowly scanning over the assembled people.]

Serbo: How many of you have moved into a new neighborhood, and were shunned, because you weren't from around here?

Serbo: How many of you are shunned at your job, because you're new or you're black or you're gay or you're not the same kind of person as every other drone and zombie at your workplace?

Serbo: How many of you dressed in black and hated your parents, peers and teachers in high school, and never grew out of that, but feel your difference is who you are?

Serbo: How many of you feel incontrovertibly different, unable to define why, but feel like you do not fit in with your friends or loved ones or peers or all those who you envy and wish day after day you could be like?

[Serbo lowered the mike for a moment, letting his words sink in. The audience didn't really know what to make of this... They didn't know how to react to Serbo.]

Serbo: Think about that, and tell me. Does a vindictive, vile man who will do anything for an advantage represent your interests best? Or does a man who does not care about making people happy, or making people sad, but only cares about glorying in the light of the essence of the battle?

Serbo: Do you want to see Ryan Blasier as World Champion any longer?!

[Serbo let the mike lower, as the fans chorused, almost as one.]

HELL NO!

Serbo: Or do you want me to go to Summer Games, and destroy Blasier, show him for the evil little mutant that he is on the inside, tear his blackened, charred heart out, hold it overhead, and let you all see just what beats in the heart of a scum like Blasier?!

[The fans weren't really sure. There were a decent number of people, kids and women, who booed him with all the effort their lungs could muster. But... There were a lot of people who were cheering. A lot of the audience began to chant! "SER-BO! SER-BO!" The boos were definitely noticable, but were they in the minority? Undoubtedly.]

[Serbo dropped off the ring ropes, landing before the Faces of Death.]

Serbo: I will need all of your help to do this. To defeat Blasier's friends, his allies, and all those he would bring to bear on me. Kengoro, Nicky, Splenda and Jonah. Are you with me?

[The assembled stable nodded, Splenda slapping his chest, then Serbo's, shouting something about "I'M WITH YOU BWOY!" Jonah nodded enthusiastically.]

Serbo: I don't ask for your love.

[Serbo turned back to the audience.]

Serbo: I don't ask for your admiration or your hero worship or your money or your cheers. All that I ask, is that when it comes down to Serbo versus Blasier over the World Heavyweight Championship...

[Serbo held up a hand, finger pointing skyward.]

Serbo: ...You support Serbo.

[The microphone hit the ground with a thud and a burst of static. Serbo turned wordlessly, and climbed from the ring, the rest of the Eff Oh Dee following him. They supported their leader unquestionably... But... Would the fans? Would the announcers? Would the world?]

[Serbo... walked backstage.]


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Dark Angek defeats Adrien Cochrane via disqualification when the trio of Param Vars, Tim Bonds, and the leader "Handsome" Jimmy Danger attacked Dark Angel.

Full match to be added later.
 


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[Catalyst is the Number One Contender. Serbo is the Champion, Zortalk is the afterthought at this point.]

[Catalyst walks with a bounce to his step. He is a man on a mission. Dressed in a simple warm up outfit of sweat pants and an AWA t-shirt he turns the corner and spots his mission in the flesh…Serbo, the Warlord. He wears the AWA Championship around his waist.]

[Catalyst approaches slowly and taps the Champ on the shoulder. The champ turns around and the two lock eyes.]

[The AWA Champion, the Russian Superman, the Man That You Fear crossed his arms over his chest, watching Catalyst with that same unreadable expression that Sergeiev always wore. CHOOSE DEATH emblazoned across his chest, ankles taped up, those black-and-gold trunks on his hips.]

[Silent, Serbo watched Catalyst's face, as if allowing Catalyst the first word.]

Catalyst: I get it. You are the Warlord. You outlasted everyone else at Crown of War. I also get that you’re the AWA Champion, the best in all the South but that last part will be changing soon enough. When we fight each other Superman I’m going to be the one to walk out with the title.

[Serbo waited for Catalyst to finish fully, hands going to Serbo's hips. Elbows bent, Serbo watched Catalyst's face calmly, eyes locked on Catalyst's.]

Serbo: You have spirit. That is good. Go out there and prove your desire to beat me.

[Finger pointed out the door, out to the ring beyond...]

Serbo: Beat Zortalk. Prove that you want to be champion more than I do. Defeat Zortalk soundly, and bring your hunger to the forefront.

[Catalyst smirked some, as he tilted his head, watching Serbo.]

Catalyst: My hunger shouldn’t be a question. If that’s what you what consider it signed, sealed and delivered. I’m yours baby, rather you’re mine.

[Serbo nodded, and a big hand came up. Gloves weren't donned yet, so bare flesh, palm open, was held before Catalyst.]

Serbo: Then it is decided. I will gladly face you, and we will see who is truly the best fighter in all of the South.

[Catalyst nods his head in agreement and begins to walk away from the Russian Superman. As he walks he mutters something under his breath.]

Catalyst: I’ve always hated the South.
 


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Zortalk VS Catalyst


Timothy Robertson: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the number one contender spot to the Heavyweight Title. Coming out first from Houston Texas, weighing in at 225 lbs....ZOOORRTALLLLKK!!!


["Tired" by LCD Soundsystem begins to playacross the arena. Zortalk comes out and makes his way down the aisle and climbs into the ring.]


Timothy Robertson: And his opponent, from Reno Nevada, weighing in at 235 lbs......CATAAAAAALLLLYYYYSSSTT!


[“Honest Mistake” by the Bravery begins to play and Catalyst walks out and walks down the aisle and slides into the ring.]


[Ding, Ding]


Duk: These two circling, each man wants to win this match. Zortalk wants his second shot at the title and Catalyst wants the title shot he earned from the Battle Royal.


Dr. John: They lock up...fighting for the advantage, Catalyst sends Zortalk into the ropes...Zortalk ducks the clothesline attempt by Catalyst.


Duk: Charges across the ring and bounces off the ropes....comes off and delivers a dropkick to the face of Catalyst that drops him.


Dr. John:
Zortalk to his feet and is on top of Catalyst right away with some quick stomps to the chest before dragging Catalyst up to his feet, trying for a snap suplex but Catalyst blocks it.


Duk: CATALYST REVERSES IT WITH A SNAP SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!


Dr. John: Great wrestling by Catalyst there. Gets to his feet now and drives a kick into the ribs of Zortalk. Got some good impact on that.


Duk: Catalyst drags Zortalk to his feet, lifts him up in the air....DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!


Dr. John: Catalyst with the cover...




[1...]














[2...]




Duk:
Zortalk gets a shoulder up way before the three count. Catalyst now locks on a rear chinlock looking to wear down his opponent.


Dr. John: Catalyst releases the hold now and drags Zortalk up to his feet....setting up for a German Suplex...ZORTALK FIRES OFF WITH SOME ELBOW SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!


Duk: Those shots made Catalyst release him, Zortalk spins around and takes Catalyst down with a DDT!


Dr. John: Wow that was an amazing reversal!


Duk: Zortalk showing that unorthodox wrestling style of his. Zortalk measures up and drops an legdrop onto Catalyst.


Dr. John: Zortalk now slapping on a good old fashion Camel Clutch.


Duk: Catalyst is in a bad way now, trying to push himself towards the ropes.


Dr. John: Zortalk trying his very best to stop his progress but he's having minimal success.


Duk: Catalyst within inches of the bottom rope, he's reaching for it...and he's got it. Zortalk releases the hold and delivers some stiff kicks to the back of the head before lifting Catalyst up to his feet.


Dr. John: Catalyst comes back to life with some quick punches to the face...kick to the gut stuns Zortalk...Catalyst grabs his head and tosses him over the top rope, Zortalk landing hard on the outside.


Duk: Zortalk ain't gonna have much time to rest though as Catalyst climbs to the outside after him, comes up behind him as Zortalk was getting up and drive him to the ground with a running bulldog.


Dr. John: Catalyst lifts him to his feet and rolls him into the ring, climbing in after him. Zortalk struggling to get to his feet.


Duk: Catalyst charges in but Zortalk stops him cold with a stiff kick, grabs him and takes him over with a snap suplex. Zortalk now hammering in with some mounted punches.


Dr. John: He lifts him up to his feet, moves around behind him and drops him to the canvas with a German Suplex, bridging back for the pin.




[1...]




Dr. John: IT'S SERBO!!!


Duk: What?


[Serbo comes out from the back and slowly makes his way down the aisle.]












[2...]










Duk: Catalyst kicks out before the three count. Zortalk looking a little desperate right now as he drags Catalyst to his feet, looks like he's setting up for the Zorror!


Dr. John: Sergeiev slides into the ring and hammers some shots to the back of Zortalk's head before dropping him with an inverted DDT.


Duk: The referee is calling it! He's yelling for the bell...looks like a DQ as Serbo lays the boots to Catalyst.


[Ding, Ding]


Dr. John: Zortalk getting to his feet but Serbo stops him with a knee to the gut.....SETS HIM UP THE NIGHT TERROR!!!


Duk: Serbo ain't done yet! He lifts Catalyst to his feet.....ANOTHER NIGHT TERROR!!!


[Serbo slides out of the ring and leaves.]


Dr. John: Sergeiev is leaving these two men laid out.


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[After the commercial break, newly appointed AWA General Manager Edward Nair is relaxing in his office, smoking on a cigar as he watches the first show put on by him. His door swings open.]

Nair: Zortalk? Hey, you don’t look too happy...

[William doesn't bother to reply to the obvious. He looks around Ed's office with a cold pack on the side of his head. Zortalk is bright red in the face and it shows in his voice that he's pretty pissed.]

Zortalk: This has got to fucking stop Nair. Last week, I went through hell thanks to Serbo, I was tossed through a couple burning tables, dropped on my head too many times to count and robs me of the Arena Championship. I'm fine with that, let Dark Angel have it, he can bash Chris Kaladaro's face in. But now, he comes in to my match and ruins my hat trick?! What the hell man?

[Ed Nair puts down the cigar and looks at his guest.]

Nair: Well, I was trying to give you a chance at the Heavyweight with this match against Catalyst...

Zortalk: Well try in one hand and put Serbo in the other, see which one drives you into the mat with a double underhook piledriver!

[William swallows hard trying to contain his rage.]

Zortalk: What are you going to do about this latest travesty?

Nair: I’m going to do what I believe is the fair thing to do. You were trying to find your way into the Heavyweight match for next Slam. I can understand why you are mad. After taking a peek through your point of view, as well as Serbo’s and Catalyst’s, I’m going to make the scheduled title match a triple threat match. We will have Sergeiev Bogorovich defend his title against BOTH Zortalk AND Catalyst!

[Zortalk first is pleased just by hearing his name and the chance for revenge, but then he stops and eyes Nair. He begins to speak a little more calm]

Zortalk: And Catalyst? Come on Eddy, I'm pretty sure you don't want to do that. I mean, he's got some personal problems that he really needs to take of before he can even be considered in that kind of match.

[Ed Nair smiles.]

Nair: Well, he did win that battle royal. He didn’t technically lose to you...I’m sorry. Catalyst will be in it too.

Zortalk: Fine, I mean, it won't hurt my feelings when he spirals into a world of poverty and bankruptcy when he realizes he can't support his friend's habits all because he can't hang with the future heavyweight champion of THE All-Star Wrestling Association.

[Zortalk grins.]

Zortalk: Just one more thing, Ed.

Nair: Yeah?

Zortalk-
When Serbo comes in and spouts off about how he can destroy both Catalyst and I, just tell him that The Missionary Man sucked.

[William leaves, with a half satisfied look on his face, the other side being blocked by the ice pack. Edward Nair looks out towards his doorway, shrugs, and continues his relaxing and cigar smoking.]
 


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Sergeiev Bogorovich(C) VS Calib Wallace
Non-Title Match


Timothy Robertson: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title match, coming out first from Maplewood, Minnesota, weighing in at 230 lbs.....CALIB...WAAAAALLLLLAAACCCEEE!!


[“We Taking Over” by D.J. Khaled begins to play across the arena as Calib Wallace makes his way out. He walks down the aisle and climbs into the ring.

Timothy Robertson: And the opponent, the current AWA Heavyweight Champion, from Saint Petersburg, Russia...SERGEIEV BOOOOGOROVIIIIICCCHH!!

["You Know You're Right" by Nirvana starts up, after a couple of seconds Serbo steps out from the back with the AWA Heavyweight title belt around his waist and accompanied by Splenda. They make their way down to the ring and climb in. Serbo unhooks the belt and hands it to Splenda with him never letting his gaze fall from Calib Wallace.]


[Ding, Ding]


Duk: Look at the eyes of Serbo! He's staring down Wallace, trying to intimidate him...maybe get into his head a little.


Dr. John: Well there is no doubt Sergeiev Bogorovich is one scary guy. No doubt about that at all!


Duk: Serbo holding up a hand looking for a test of strength. Calib seems unsure whether to go for it...he gingerly steps forward raises a hand towards Serbo's.


Dr. John: Wallace backs out at the last second, Bogorovich still has his hand up and he's screaming at Calib to trust him and I think he's calling Wallace's manhood in question.


Duk: Serbo really wants this test of strength, he wants to prove to Calib that he is stronger. He wants to put that thought into Calib Wallace's head as some kind of mind game. Wallace getting some courage now as he reaches up for the hand...


[As Calib Wallace reaches up to meet Serbo's hand, Serbo with blazing speed delivers a vicious kick to the ribs that sends Wallace to his knees.]


Dr. John: OH MAN KICK TO THE RIBS!


Duk: That's why you should never trust a Russian. Serbo goes on the offensive hammering in a couple blows to the head before driving a knee into the face of Wallace who falls to the canvas.


Dr. John: Sergeiev Bogorovich now going to work with a quick series of stomps to the chest of Calib Wallace. Absolutely vicious!


Duk: That's why he's the champ John. He's a wrestling machine and if you don't get the early advantage against him, you're done. Serbo dragging Wallace to his feet now, Irish Whi...


Dr. John: Reversed by Wallace sending Sergeiev into the ropes, Calib Wallace gets a running start and takes Serbo down with a perfectly executed spinning heel kick.


Duk: The former Heavyweight champ regaining the momentum in this matchup getting to his feet after the spinning heel kick but Serbo is up too! What an incredible specimen...he gets knocked down and he's right back up!


Dr. John: Sergeiev Bogorovich charges but Calib evades him driving him face first into the canvas with a drop toe hold.


Duk: Wallace locking on an ankle lock! Quick thinking on his part there, he was faced by a charging angry Russian and he came out on top with some great technical skill.


Dr. John: Unfortunately for him it was just too close to the ropes and Serbo easily pulls himself in range and grasps the bottom rope. The referee now telling Calib Wallace to release the hold but he doesn't want to.


Duk: If I was holding Serbo by the ankle, I wouldn't want to let him go either.


Dr. John: Calib Wallace finally releases the hold put he's on the Champion right away with some kicks to the small of the back.


Duk: He grabs a hold of Serbo's leg and pulls him towards the center of the ring, looks like he's going to go for the ankle lock again put Serbo surprises him by twisting over and delivering a stiff kick to Calib's face.


Dr. John: Wallace staggered slightly by the force of that kick, Sergeiev jumps to his feet and charges taking down Calib Wallace with a high impact spear!!


Duk: Serbo dragging Wallace up to his feet, hooks the leg and takes him over with a Fisherman's Suplex. Serbo now switching it up as he locks on an armbar.


Dr. John: Really working that arm, the referee asking Calib if he's had enough.


Duk: What a dumb referee, nobody taps out to an armbar.


Dr. John: Well you never know, that armbar is being applied by the Heavyweight Champion Sergeiev Bogorovich!


Duk: Yeah maybe you're right.


Dr. John: Sergeiev releases the hold now as he drags Calib to his fe....


Duk: JAWBREAKER!!!


Dr. John: Out of nowhere Calib Wallace stuns the Russian with a Jawbreaker, grabs a hold....GERMAN SUPLEX AND HE BRIDGES BACK FOR THE PIN!!!






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Duk: Serbo kicks out! Calib Wallace was hoping to get the surprise upset win here but it didn't happen.


Dr. John: Calib climbs to his feet and drags Sergeiev to his feet, delivers a couple forearm smashes to the side of the head before sending the Champion back first into the turnbuckle across the ring with an Irish Whip.


Duk: Wallace gets a running start and delivers a vicious Running Knee Strike. The former two-time Heavyweight Champion getting and keeping the momentum here right now.


Dr. John: Calib pulls him out of the corner and drops him with a Russian Legsweep. The back of Sergeiev's head bouncing off the canvas.


Duk: Wallace now dragging Serbo back towards the center of the ring by a leg but Serbo kicks him off and attempts to get to his feet but Calib Wallace will have none of it and charges forward taking the Russian down with a swinging neck breaker!


Dr. John: Calib Wallace knows he has to keep on the Champion, he can't let up one bit.


Duk: He now grabs a hold of one of Serbo's legs, he lifts it up and delivers a hard front kick right into the back of the knee before twisting it over and locking Serbo into a one-legged crab submission hold!


Dr. John: They're somewhat in the middle of the ring, the ropes are a long way away. We might have us an upset victory right here if Calib can get Serbo to tap out. The question is, will Serbo tap out? I don't recall seeing him ever do so in the past.


Duk: Well John, Serbo is one tough son of a bitch and I think he'd let his whole leg get ripped off and never tap. Look at him, most men would be screaming in pain right now! But not him, he's calm and relaxed as he struggles to power out of the hold.


Dr. John: That does appear to be his strategy, he's trying to twist out of it and get out of the hold with sheer power. You can tell he's doing a good job by the way Calib Wallace is struggling to contain the angry Russian.


Duk: I don't know if Wallace has ever done any bullriding because he might as well be sitting on top a bull right now...the biggest meanest Russian bull there is. Are there bulls in Russian John?


Dr. John: Couldn't tell you Duk, I've never been to Russia.


Duk: Yeah me neither, Splenda is on the apron and is climbing into the ring. Calib sees him and releases the hold and comes after him!


[Splenda sees Calib Wallace coming and quickly slides back out of the ring and is exchanging words with Wallace.]


Dr. John: Calib better keep his eyes on Sergeiev! He rolls away and is now using the ropes to get to his feet while clutching his back. I think he's hurt!


Duk: Wallace sees him and charges in...SERBO PLAYING POSSUM!! HE DUCKS DOWN AND LIFS WALLACE UP AND OVER DUMPING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!


Dr. John: Look at that, he was just pretending...I don't think Sergeiev feels pain.


Duk: At least not like normal people do. He slides out of the ring now, this is dangerous territory for Wallace to be in right now.


Dr. John: Sergeiev drags Wallace to his feet...Irish Whip sends him crashing back first into those unforgiving steel steps!


Duk: Serbo grabs a hold of Calib's head....EYE GOUGE!! Wallace fires back with an eye gouge...now he's unloading a salvo of punches to the face of the Russian machine.


Dr. John: Kick to the gut and drives his head into the ground with a DDT!


Duk: Wallace is taking back the initiative...what's he doing?!


[Calib Wallace starts to remove the protective padding on the arena floor exposing a large section of the concrete floor beneath.]


Dr. John: He's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do!


Duk: Oh I think he is. Lifts Serbo up and sets him up in a piledriver position...SPLENDA FROM BEHIND BLASTS CALIB IN THE BACK WITH THAT METAL CANE!


[Calib Wallace winces from the strike of the can and releases Serbo as he slowly turns towards Splenda who is slowly backing away the cane held defensively in front of him.]


Dr. John: Splenda is going to pay for that shot he took, it wasn't hard enough to knock Wallace down.


Duk: He missed the head, he should have knocked him in the head not back. Wallace snatches the cane out of Splenda's hand....oh no...


[Calib Wallace is about to take a swing at Splenda when Serbo who has gotten to his feet spins him around and kicks him to the gut while snatching the cane out of Wallace's hand and cracks him over the head with it with a sickening impact. Calib Wallace crumples to the ground.]


Dr. John: Wallace's head has been caved in by that metal cane! Serbo drags Calib to his feet and rolls him into the ring and climbs in just as the referee is up to the ten count.


Duk: CHECK IT OUT! Wallace has been busted open!


[Blood is beginning to flow out of a gash on Wallace's forehead.]


Dr. John: Sergeiev Bogorovich measures up and delivers a vicious stomp to Wallace's wound, attempting to open it up more.


Duk: Calib Wallace covering up, but Serbo leans down and pushes his hands away before dropping a forearm onto Calib's forehead.


Dr. John: Sergeiev is enjoying himself in this match now...just torturing Wallace.


Duk: Of course he's happy, there's blood now and we all know how much Russians like blood. Serbo lifting Wallace to his feet now, DRIVES HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!


Dr. John: The Champion with a cover...








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Duk: Somehow Calib Wallace kicked out! He tapped whatever energy reserves he had and he espaced the pin attempt. But if you ask me, he's only delaying the inevitable.


Dr. John: Sergeiev Bogorovich now dragging him up to his feet, an Irish Whip sends Wallace crashing into the turnbuckle back first. Serbo charges and delivers a big splash in the corner!


Duk: Calib Wallace being lifted and sat on top of the turnbuckle...Serbo steps back from the corner...what is he doing?


Dr. John: I don't know Duk....running start....JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS!!


[Serbo gets a running start and delivers a jumping roundhouse kick to the chest of Calib sending him crashing down to the outside with him landing hard on the exposed concrete.]


Duk: OH CRAP! CALIB LANDED RIGHT ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!


Dr. John: You reap what you sow and Calib Wallace just found that out the hard way. He was the one who pulled away that protective padding. He hit that exposed patch like a sack a bricks!


Duk: Serbo climbs out of the ring and lifts a semi-conscious Wallace to his feet, DRIVES HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!


Dr. John: Sergeiev still having fun with that gash on Calib's forehead before rolling him back into the ring.


Duk: Calib trying to get back in this match, pulling himself to his feet with the aid of the ropes as Serbo calmly climbs into the ring.


Dr. John: Sergeiev coming up behind him....spins him around and grabs him...OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!


Duk: Serbo with the cover.




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[NO!]


Dr. John: Calib gets a shoulder up!


Duk: IS HE CRAZY! THIS MATCH IS OVER! Let it go and he might escape this match with only minor injuries!


Dr. John: Calib Wallace has never been one to give up a fight and he's not about to start now. Sergeiev Bogorovich still as calm as can be dragging Wallace to his feet, I think we may be seeing one of the Champions finishers here in a moment.


Duk: LOW BLOW!!!


Dr. John: Wallace surprises the Russian with a low blow out of nowhere! Calib in a desperate way here as Sergeiev stumbles back clutching his groin.


Duk: Wallace charges forward with a clothesline but Serbo deftly evades it and catches Wallace with a superkick as he spins around!


Dr. John: Calib's return in this match cut short! Sergeiev Bogorovich now lifting him up....setting him up...


[Serbo executes a delayed double underhook suplex into double underhook kneeling piledriver.]


Duk: NIGHT TERROR!!! COVER..








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[Ding, Ding]


Timothy Robertson: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner.... SERGEIEV BOOOOGOROVIIIIICCCHH!!

[Serbo is handed his AWA Heavyweight title.]

Dr. John: I’m not sure if there is a man on this planet that can stop Serbo.